THE STRANGER
A stranger sent Akpos
a text message… “Good evening sir, how was your day? I am so sorry for
disturbing you. I got your number from someone you know. I urgently need your
assistance; I need some money, which is paramount to my life, and I do not know
if you can assist me with any amount sir. You can talk to me through text
message because I am deaf.
HORSE AND ZEBRA
TEACHER:
Ali, can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?
Ali: Yes sir
TEACHER:
(brings a picture of a horse) which one is this?
Ali: It is a horse, sir.
TEACHER:
Excellent! (Now brings a Zebra) And which one is this?
Ali:
It is still a horse sir, but now it is wearing pajamas.
POLICE AND THEIR FUNNY QUESTIONS
POLICE:
Why is your laptop bag empty; you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag
abi? Oya, enter the motor!
POLICE:
Oga your Range Rover Sport car is fine o. Oya, use it to hit that wall there let
us see if your airbag is working. (Man refuses!)
Police:
Oh! So you don’t want to use it to hit the wall abi? Oya, park!!! I say park
before I break your head with my baton.
POLICE:
Why is your car not having A/C? You want to use heat to kill yourself. You want
to commit suicide abi? Oga, park well!
POLICE: The picture on your driver’s license, you
carry afro (lots of hair), why do you now carry low cut? Come down now!
POLICE: Why do you have fertilizer in your boot? You
are growing weed abi? Follow us to the station!
MAN:
He snatched my WALLET and I was about to shout “THIEF” when three HEAVY slaps
landed on my face. I did not see anything for thirty minutes except STARS.
POLICEMAN:
Can you describe the stars?
DLO LANRD’S VISIT
This brief conversation
ensued between Adams and his landlord…
LANDLORD: (knocks at
Adams door)
ADAMS: (Opens the
door)
LANDLORD: Hey man, I’m
looking for my house rent?
ADAMS: You can come in
let us look for it together
90-YEAR-OLD SECRET
Someone asked
an old man: Even after 90 years, you still call your wife ‘Darling’, ‘Honey’,
‘Love’. What is the secret?
OLD MAN: I
forgot her name 10 years ago and I am scared to ask her
PRINCIPAL’S DAUGHTER
MUSA: Isn’t our
principal an idiot?
GIRL: Do you know who I am?
MUSA: No…
GIRL: I am his
daughter.
MUSA: Do you
know me?
GIRL: No!
MUSA: Thank God.
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