Funny wife
Husband buys
5 of the same colour of pants for his wife.
Wife: Ah! Same colour? People will think I do not change
my panties
Husband: Which
people?
The Trial
An
Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured
by cannibals. The king of the
cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The
first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of same kind of
fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
The Yoruba man came back and said
to the king,” I brought 10 apples”. Then the king explained the trial to him, “you
have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be
killed.
The first apple went in, but on the second
one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten
berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy… 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,and
on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed. The Yoruba man and
Igbo man met in heaven and the Yoruba man asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost
got away with the trial”. The Igbo man replied. “I couldn’t help it, when I saw
the Hausa man coming with watermelons!”
Beans
Teacher: Construct a sentence
using beans.
Ochuko: My sister cooked beans
for super last night.
James: I love soup with beans
for breakfast and lunch.
Johnny: I love butter beans and
baked beans.
Musa: We are all human beans.
Foolish students
Three University students didn’t
write an exam because they did not study.
They came up with a plan. They decided
to get themselves dirty using grease and went to see the Dean.
‘’Sir, we are sorry we could not make it to
the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down, thus we
became so dirty as you can see.” The Dean understood and gave them three days
to prepare and write the exam. After three days they went to the Dean ready for
exam. The Dean put them in three separate classes with no means of
communication. There were only four questions in the exam paper:
1. Who and who
got married?(25mrks)
2. Where was
the reception held?(25mrks)
3. Where
exactly did the car break down?(25mrks)
4. What type of
car broke down?(25mrks)
Note: your answers must be the same.
Good Luck.
The exam
During an exam,
Akpos kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet.
His teacher saw him doing that and thought he was copying. When collecting the
paper after the exam:
Teacher: I am
going to minus 10marks.
Akpos: Hiiaa! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: How do
you know that I was copying?
Teacher: I saw
you looking under the table.
Akpos:
(laughing) Question nine said, “study the table below”.
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