JOKE OF THE DAY

At  a Naija wedding;

That moment when you are struggling for food at a Naija wedding and mistakenly disconnected the speaker wire with your leg. Now all eyes are on you. You will just realise that you have bellefull less than 3 seconds 

.Naija Guy; 

If a Naija guy tells you he is not like other men. My sister, ask him if he can give birth. Nonsense Boys!

Naija Student;

 JSS 1: I want to be a Doctor.

SSS 1: I want to be a Lawyer.
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Naija Girl;

When a Naija girl asks you for N50, 000 and you gave her N100, 000 instead. She will be like: "Thanks baby, but don't forget the N50, 000 i asked you.

Made It In Naija;

Finally, i have made it in Naija. I can now speak French. Born June Mama, Come On Serve Her, Serve Her Beer Mercy.

Naija Girls and Food;

Some Naija girls love food so much, you will take her to the zoo and ask what's her favourite animal and she will answer: "Roasted Chicken".

Naija Parents;

Naija parents can send unnecessary messages when they see you doing nothing like: Ayodun! Go and check whether there is air outside.

Naija Girls Inner Beauty Test;

If you want to see a Naija girl inner beauty, just give her Sugar Cane to chew.

Naija Movie;

In Naija movies, the poor boys always meet the rich man's daughter by the road side and repair her car and they later fall in love. I have been standing by our village roadside and no car got spoiled. Are this people fooling us?

Advice To Girls;

Here is my special advice to girls: Never, i mean Never you date a Naija school dropout. They will leave you the same way they left school. 

BY STEPHANIE ERDOO HEMEN