JOKES

Nigeria Government

Nigeria government recently announced to pay men with five (5) children one million naira monthly salary. A man heard the news and said to his wife, Eunice! I have a kid with my girl friend. I am going to bring him home so we can add him to our four children to make them five.

When he came back, he saw only one of his kids at home and asked the wife  where are his other children. His wife replied, “You are not the only one that heard the news. Their fathers had come for them too”.

Pay Attention

A teacher came to the class and shouted, “you must pay attention to what I am about to say”. A boy in the class started crying. When confronted he said, “Aunty, I have paid my school fees, where will my parent get money to pay for attention ma”?

Husband Vs Wife

Wife: Since we married, we don’t go out, we don’t eat at the restaurant. You don’t give me money for my hair, you are not romantic anymore. You don’t say I am beautiful anymore.

Husband: “gives out a long laugh……….” Darling, have you ever seen a politician campaigning after winning the election?

Men please be very careful during your campaign and try to be real.

ANGEL

A five-year-old girl asked her mother: ''Mummy shebi all angels use to fly?''

Her mother said. ''Yes, they do, and why do you ask?''

The girl said: Yesterday when you went to the saloon to make your hair, Daddy called our housemaid ANGEL. Mummy will she fly?

Mummy replied, ''Yes! She will fly to village tomorrow and she will never return.''